The 5 People You Meet in Miami - Part 2: The Chonga
The chonga is a very unique species. So unique, in fact, that they are rarely seen outside of South Florida! They have a strange genetic vocal deformity that causes the natural volume of their voice to increase tenfold in any given situation! The chonga wears various accessories and make-up to differentiate themselves from other denizens of Miami. Their usual daily wardrobe is diverse, with many different garments including, but not limited to:
- hoop earrings
- necklaces/bracelets with their names on them (usually something incredibly Hispanic, such as Marisleisis or something very normal, such as Jenny!)
- Eyebrows drawn in with Sharpie brand permanent marker
- Multiple layers of makeup, presumed to create the impression of a full face mask
The chonga’s personality forgoes the typical feminine ideals, instead opting to become more of a brawny fighter type. Because of this, the chonga can be seen commonly coexisting with the Gangster, the latter opting to use the chonga for sexual intercourse (resulting in unwanted mutant children) or for selling club tickets to.
This unique type of person can usually be found in Miami’s excellent public school system (where they make the rounds daily, courting men with their exotic “grinding” dance) or in any of Miami’s fine discotheque establishments!
Avoid or Meet? Avoid for the most part, the Chonga is usually very irritable and will threaten to “fuq u up” if you enter her personal space.
(via meysell-archive)
